Character Quotes | Douglas Richardson, Cabin Pressure


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Posted 3 months ago on Feb 7 2013 at 12:05 am WITH 185 notes »reblog
  • Douglas: Good evening, Carolyns and Arthurs, this is your Douglas speaking. I'm delighted to tell you that four hours in a Chinese traffic jam have not been in vain and we are awaiting clearance to leave the mysterious Orient and return to the obvious Fitton.
  • Carolyn and Arthur: Yay!
  • Douglas: I’m joined in the flight deck by Martin, who will be your Martin today.
  • Martin: Hello.
  • Douglas: Your cabin service attendants will be you, and I have no doubt they will be doing everything they possibly can to make the pilots’ flight as peaceful and pleasant as possible.
  • Carolyn: I won’t! I shall be fast asleep throughout!
  • Douglas: Which is actually a very good start.

Posted 3 months ago on Feb 6 2013 at 01:06 pm WITH 278 notes »reblog
Martin is going on a third date with Theresa~

I’m sorry I’m not sorry


Posted 3 months ago on Feb 6 2013 at 12:37 pm WITH 45 notes »reblog
  • Martin: Does it mean something when you smell bacon?
  • Douglas: Ah, well, that's one for the philosophers.

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Posted 3 months ago on Jan 30 2013 at 01:45 pm WITH 90 notes »reblog
  • Carolyn: Good day, folks. We all be on our way in just a tick, but first a few words from... the guy at the front in the hat!
  • Douglas: Oh, thanks. Well. Hi... guys. I am most glad to have you all with me on the plane for this short trip from HERE to the U K. My name is Doug... Smith, and I am the one who will fly you this day. We will take one hour for our trip and we fly at a height of... quite higher. Now, let me pass you back to the one who spoke just now, who will take you through all the ways we keep you safe on board.
  • Carolyn: Thank you. Tell you what, just read the card at the back of the seat in front.

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ghostbees:

Lord High Archduke Martin of Crieffstonia

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themightynarwhal:

Douglas ships it almost as hard as I do.

I’m so proud of my baby u think if they get married he’ll be a rich prince and they can talk about planes forever and ever and he’ll be happy always???

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CABIN PRESSURE RETURNS FOR SERIES FOUR, WEDNESDAY 6:30PM ON BBC RADIO 4



Cabin Pressure by John Finnemore. Starring Stephanie Cole as Carolyn, Roger Allam as Douglas, Benedict Cumberbatch as Martin and John Finnemore as Arthur!

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DOUGLAS: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, we’re now about half way through our flight from Hong Kong to Limerick. And I just thought I’d let you know that I am bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored! We’re, unbelievably, still flying over Russia, which continues to be stupidly big, really enormous, far bigger than necessary. We’ve been in the air now for about a week. It doesn’t look like we’ll be landing until the last syllable of recorded time. So if anyone on board knows any card tricks, ghost stories or would like to have some sex, please do make your way to the flight deck. Thank you.

MARTIN: Err, ladies and gentlemen, I do…I do profoundly apologize for my first officer and his badly misjudged attempt at humour. I do hope you weren’t distressed by his outburst. And, and let me just say, in his defence, that up here in the flight deck it is unbelievably bor-ring!

DOUGLAS: So boring!

MARTIN: So very, very, very, boring!

DOUGLAS & MARTIN: Bored!




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MARTIN: [chuckles] Very good, very good. Okay, my turn.

DOUGLAS: All right. Do … “Come Fly With Me”.

MARTIN: [clears throat] *bing bong!* Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of MJN Air I’d like to invite you to [sings] Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly awa

CAROLYN: [intercom] Martin! Martin, what on earth are you doing?

MARTIN: Carolyn! I—oh—yes! Nothing!

Because Benedict Cumberbatch.