Actual Scene from The Empty Hearse, TranscribedSherlock:
JOHN. OMG. OMG JOHN YOU'RE HERE OMG OMG LET ME GET MY PARENTS OUT OF HERE SO WE CAN TALK AND MAYBE MAKE OUT OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW I'M OPEN
Just my parents.
Your parents! But they're so...not extraordinarily brilliant and beautiful and fabulous like you are! They aren't even made of pixie dust and starlight like you, how is that even possible?
it's a mystery.
Did they know too? Was it only me who had to live in the crushing alternate universe where you committed suicide IN FRONT OF MY FACE AND BROKE MY HEAR AND SHATTERED ME SO COMPLETELY THAT I MAY NEVER ENTIRELY HEAL?
Uh......yes. Sorry about that.
MY PAIN IS THE SIZE OF YOUR EGO MAYBE BIGGER AND YOU KNOW THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING
I really am sorry. I wish there were more words for sorry so I could at least stop repeating myself. It's got to be as boring for you as it is for me.
[big tragic sigh]
I see you shaved the moustache off.
It wasn't working for me. Which, in case you're not following along, is the phrase we use when what we really mean is, YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND YOUR OPINION MATTERS TO ME BECAUSE OF COMPLETELY LEGIT REASONS I WON'T GO INTO RIGHT NOW
You didn't like it? I mean, you already told you didn't, but I want to set you up for this next glorious statement.
You're so much hotter without it. I prefer my doctors clean shaven.
That's not a sentence you hear every day.
Wait: which of those sentences reveals my crush on you the most? I'll take that one back for the sake of preserving the mystery.
It's genuinely hard to say.
How are you feeling since I braved the flames and pulled you to safety yesterday with my heart on my sleeve for all to see?
You mean HOT. LET'S MAKE OUT NOW OKAY I SAID I WAS SORRY AND YOU REALLY ARE VERY HOT OMG PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU OUT OF THOSE PANTS TODAY
Something silly I sketched at work. (｡･ω･｡)
I’m going meta fandom for MadLori and most of you who read “Performance in a Leading Role” will know exactly what this is… Hope you like it ;)
- There, I made it better …
Pushing Daisies/Sherlock as promised to avawatson
Because plastic wrap kisses are the cutest kisses
AU: Sherlock and John meet through a pen-pal scheme between university students and military soldiers.
Starjohn belongs to shootbadcabbies <3
Finally finished a starjohn fanart! eheheh :3
it was supposed to be kidlock but then it turned into teenlock wehh;;
every time i see that khan shower scene on my dash i kind of cringe inwardly and i think of all the ways they could have made it less awkward if the director had even tried it’s like he didn’t know how to make a dudeshower sexy and then i think IF ONLY I HAD BEEN THERE it would have been like
but then it would have also been like